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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 25.06.2025 12:39

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

They put up a sign reading

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share office space ...

No way

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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So, the docs changed it to read

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So they tried

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Next, they tried...

Unacceptable again!

Just Forget it!

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Nuts and Butts

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Catatonics & High Colonics

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Thumbs down again.

No, not a chance

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Loons and Moons

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Minds and Behinds

Everyone loved it.

Freaks and Cheeks

What are some hard truths that MAGA needs to hear?

No go.

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What was it like being spanked as a kid?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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