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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 12:39

Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
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share office space ...
No way
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So they tried
Why do I keep waking up at 4 AM?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
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Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
What does K mean in Vietnamese?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
What are some hard truths that MAGA needs to hear?
No go.
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What was it like being spanked as a kid?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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