What movies have not aged well?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Moonraker

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Diamonds Are Forever

If you’re an atheist, what would be your motive in spreading atheism, and why would you care what others believe?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Is it wrong of me to feel uncomfortable that my friend thinks my brother is hot?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

From Russia With Love

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

I like this guy and his personality is AMAZING. He’s everything I want EXCEPT I’m not 100% attracted to him. I’ve dated some really hot guys and I’m wondering if that’s ruined dating for me? What do I do?

Octopussy

A View to a Kill

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What is a good investment portfolio for someone starting in their 20s? 90% VT and 10% BND for a Roth IRA then 100% TDF for a 401k?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Dr No

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why didn’t Obito confront Kakashi after he witnessed him kill Rin?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why is my ex trying to provoke an argument with me?

Live and Let Die

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Ah so!”

It’s been over a month since I stopped taking sertraline but why do I still feel side effects like brain zaps and anxiety mood changes? The root cause of anxiety it’s your thinking and I perfectly master that better than before so it’s hard lately.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Goldfinger

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

How do you explain the involvement of a mainland Chinese visitor, her local relative, and a 65-year-old friend of the latter in the suspected money laundering case seized by Hong Kong police?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-J W Pepper

You Only Live Twice

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.